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Some LOL's!
Got this is a email and thought it pretty funny!
Enjoy!
-MW
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in This Stupid World
.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in This Stupid World
.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
Only in This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the garage.
Only in This Stupid World
Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in This Stupid World
.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in This Stupid World
.....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
Only in This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the garage.
Only in This Stupid World
...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
Packages of eight..
Only in This Stupid World
Packages of eight..
Only in This Stupid World
.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn’t there Cat flavored Dog food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?
If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there Mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn’t there Cat flavored Dog food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?
If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?
Some LOL's!
Got this is a email and thought it pretty funny! Enjoy! -MW Only in This Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in This...
re: good stuff
Happy Friday drphileasfogg! Good stuff indeed, it was quite hilarious! -MW
Here's a lame one since...
Since we're on a watch forum and we all like our pets, here's a goofy one: A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named...
Wow...
I never realized they all had so much in common! Forwarding to some of my doctor friends... I'd forward it to my TSA Agents and Prostitutes but I don't have any friends in those professions (at least not that I know of).
